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[kickingand]

oh shut up, maybe thats why shes got a heart of gold, making sure ive got time to spare for my little brother

[escapedestiny]

I'm flattered you're both taking the time to think of me.

this heart of gold stripper have a name?

[kickingand]

they all have names, sammy

[escapedestiny]

really. thanks for the info, Dean, 'cause I was under the impression they were all identified by a numbers system.

[kickingand]

or by cup size

[escapedestiny]

you're a terrible person. besides, wouldn't they all have pretty similar cup sizes? or does the stripper profession have more diversity than that? you're the expert here, not me

[kickingand]

there is always diversity if you look hard enough

[escapedestiny]

Meaning what, exactly? You go looking for rare and unique strippers?

[kickingand]

that one went over your head didnt it

[escapedestiny]

this whole conversation goes over my head. do you not have a diary you could tell this to?

[kickingand]

maybe if i was a chick, but instead im telling it to you so you can live vicariously through me. god knows you need to

[ but lets be real here, he's not even at a strip club right now. he's just in the parking lot of one. after hours. ]

[escapedestiny]

[In other words Sam was totally right about him bluffing.]

I really don't. Not everyone is as big of a horndog as you, Dean. Some of us do enjoy other past times.

[kickingand]

[ shhhHHHH. ]

and this is why i get the girls

[escapedestiny]

[never.]

I hope you give them good tips for putting up with you.

[The strippers, specifically. Not girls in general.]

[kickingand]

didnt know i was supposed to be handing out a manual

[escapedestiny]

[That's not what he meant by "tips" but he's not sure if Dean knows that and is trying to ignore it or if it genuinely went over his head.]

"tips for putting up with Dean Winchester" is a manual *I* could write

[kickingand]

[ You know what Sam, there are many meanings behind what you said, it's not his fault that he didn't gather all of them!! ]

yeah but if you wrote it, itd be sucky

[escapedestiny]

[Okay, look, they both missed one. Score's even.]

why? you don't think I'm good at handling you?

[kickingand]

[ Aw yeah. ]

no but im pretty sure youd throw a few 'run in the other direction's in there and id never forgive you

[escapedestiny]

maybe. but you'd forgive me anyway. if I can forgive you for making me bald, [At an age when he was already feeling like an unattractive freak, to boot.] you can forgive me for the occasional cockblock.

which I only ever do when we're in the middle of a case anyway. you need to be able to keep it in your pants for that long

[kickingand]

you ever heard of blowing off steam?

[escapedestiny]

I think you might have an overabundance of steam.

[kickingand]

you make that sound like its a bad thing

you got no idea what i can do with it and a little extra imagination

[escapedestiny]

You know what too much steam can cause, Dean? Burns.

[kickingand]

is that supposed to make me worried