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[kickingand]

didnt know i was supposed to be handing out a manual

[escapedestiny]

[That's not what he meant by "tips" but he's not sure if Dean knows that and is trying to ignore it or if it genuinely went over his head.]

"tips for putting up with Dean Winchester" is a manual *I* could write

[kickingand]

[ You know what Sam, there are many meanings behind what you said, it's not his fault that he didn't gather all of them!! ]

yeah but if you wrote it, itd be sucky

[escapedestiny]

[Okay, look, they both missed one. Score's even.]

why? you don't think I'm good at handling you?

[kickingand]

[ Aw yeah. ]

no but im pretty sure youd throw a few 'run in the other direction's in there and id never forgive you

[escapedestiny]

maybe. but you'd forgive me anyway. if I can forgive you for making me bald, [At an age when he was already feeling like an unattractive freak, to boot.] you can forgive me for the occasional cockblock.

which I only ever do when we're in the middle of a case anyway. you need to be able to keep it in your pants for that long

[kickingand]

you ever heard of blowing off steam?

[escapedestiny]

I think you might have an overabundance of steam.

[kickingand]

you make that sound like its a bad thing

you got no idea what i can do with it and a little extra imagination

[escapedestiny]

You know what too much steam can cause, Dean? Burns.

[kickingand]

is that supposed to make me worried